“Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.”
“You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes.”
“You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.”
“Why me?" He said finally. "Are you on some sort of mission to fuck up my life?""I try my best to avoid you.""You're doing a hell of a job.""I honestly don't mean to cause you problems.""You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes.”
“But that's the problem with causing offense, isn't it? You don't always know when you do.”
“Some viruses don’t actually harm the system itself, but all of them cause network slowdowns due to the heavy network traffic caused by the virus replication”