“The name of this book is mysterious.”

“Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.”

“If this was a normal cover for a normal book,I would tell it's FANTASTIC!GRIPPING!(according to all book covers they're fantastic and gripping)”

“...books were better than travel.”

“It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.”

“Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.”

“This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.”