“Who knew knights wore flannel shirts and Led Zeppelin tees?”
“Well, I sort of don’t trust anybody who doesn’t like Led Zeppelin.”
“Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.”
“Heavy Metal would not exist without Led Zeppelin, and if it did, it would suck.”
“I remember saying to Tony [Iommi], ‘Did you hear how heavy that Led Zeppelin album sounded?’Without missing a beat, he replied, ‘We’ll be heavier.’”
“I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.”