“God's only mistakes are dogs and not giving cats opposable thumbs. Otherwise, it's a perfect world.”

“If cats could drive, text and launch missiles, they would rule the world”

“If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.”

“Do not oppose my opposable thumbs. If you do, we’ll have a thumb war.”

“Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!”

“It's a wild, wild world of zoo. Cat's and dogs are like mountain Lion in the do.”

“When you're about to give up and your heart's about to break,remember that you're perfect,God makes no mistakes.”