“Men get laid, but women get screwed.”
“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves. ”
“Often, men want money to get women, or to use women to get money, or both at the same time.”
“Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that way. (Leo)”
“That was the big cure-all with these people, wasn’t it? Girl got you down? Get laid. No money? Get laid. Armageddon ensuing? Get laid a lot.”
“Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.”