“The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.”
“Every war is a murderous struggle between foes. And yet, no army has ever marched into battle believing that the Creator had sided with their enemy.”
“There is no war where only one side is the bad guy.”
“Was there ever a war where only one side bled?”
“She made a suck-bad prisoner of war wanting to sleep with the enemy.’ (Abbie)”
“Both teachers and learners go to sleep at their post as soon as there is no enemy in the field.”