“You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”

“The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.”

“Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.”

“If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.”

“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.”

“It's explained that all relationship require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough.”