“Everything's a bad metaphor for sex.”
“Everything is a metaphor for everything else.”
“It's dangerous and dirty and smells bad and--""Yeah, well, so is sex and drugs and everything else worth doing.”
“Everything in life is a metaphor.”
“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”