“I was planning on procrastinating today . . . but never got around to it.”
“My advice is, never do to-morrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time. Collar him!”
“One thing that's good about procrastination is that you always have something planned for tomorrow”
“Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.”
“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.”
“The problem with procrastination is it’s been around since the beginning of time it seems.”