“Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the theme from Titanic.”
“You know it’s a bad sign when the theme song from Titanic describes your relationship.”
“This guy was making me tired. “Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment,” I said. “I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.”
“Go ahead then. Might as well wipe your ass with a doomed office romance before you flush your career down the toilet. You know it'll happen.”
“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”
“Replaying her words in my head, I could feel my face redden again. I wanted to flush my head down the toilet.”