“You have to believe in God to believe in trees.”
“If you believe in God, then you have to believe in promises.”
“But if I start believing that, then I have to believe in your God. I'd have to love your God. I'd rather love the men you slept with.”
“Believe in God and you will have eternal life :)”
“I have a story that will make you believe in God.”
“No, I don't believe in God, but I respect the fact that you do. Everyone has to have something to believe in.”