“Instead of hopping around like a wild in'jun on fire, try counting from 10 backwards while hopping on one foot".”

“We have all been called to be foot-washers". ~R. Alan Woods [2006]”

“But by the grace of God I am what I am."~1 Corinthians 15:10"Paul was alluding here to his honest response to those who were constantly criticizing, slandering, and defaming him and his character. This was the 'thorn' in his side!!!”

“I am not nor have I ever been a 'wild-eyed' charismatic, but rather an 'empowered evangelical' (Nathan)". ~R. Alan Woods [2006]”

“I have struck out more times than I can count, but I have hit many home runs as well".~R. Alan Woods {2013]”

“To tirelessly promote the cause of Christ and his Father's Kingdom is the fire that should burn bright in the hearts of all men"~ R. Alan Woods [2012]”

“The idea that reason and rationality is somehow separate from and antithetical to ones ' heart' is one of the most absurd theologies I have ever in my life heard." ~R. Alan Woods ("Just Keeping It Real", Copyright 2012)”