“Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!.”
“Put this in your 'pastoral' pipe and smoke it!!!"~R. Alan Woods [2012]”
“You are sitting and smoking; you believe that you are sitting in your pipe, and that your pipe is smoking you; you are exhaling yourself in bluish clouds. You feel just fine in this position, and only one thing gives you worry or concern: how will you ever be able to get out of your pipe?”
“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”
“Though there is no evil in righteousness, there is in self-righteousness,”
“You know, the only thing worse than a self-righteous virgin is a self-righteous fake virgin.”