“I was stumped. I always am in these discussions. Not that I lack insight or anything, it's just that I'm almost entirely innocent of opinions. Naked. It's sort of exciting!”
“I believe most people are essentially good. I know that I am. It's you I'm not entirely sure of.”
“I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'm sort of like a mixture between Bigfoot and a shaved beaver.”
“i am not opinionated, im just always right!”
“It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider.”
“All I'm writing is just what I feel, that's all. I just keep it almost naked. And probably the words are so bland.”