“To piss across water is to piss across your reflection”
“Sometimes I just want to paint the words "It's my fault" across my forehead to save people the time of being pissed off at me.”
“Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.”
“I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with piss in it.”
“Did you piss your pants, Eric?” “Sed did it.” “Sed pissed your pants?” Trey shook his head slightly. “Man, that takes pissed off to a whole new level.”“I think that’s pissed on, not off,” Brian said.”
“Oh, for God's sake. Save your piss. Don't save your piss. It's all the same to me.”