“Is there a word for the friendship version of cock-blocking? There should be.”
“A brick could be used as a cock block. ”
“I'm not cock-blocking for kicks and giggles. The mothership called”
“A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau”
“If this was the date from heaven and I decided to release slutty Stephanie, I didn't want clothes on my floor or an ungroomed vagina to be my cock block”
“For a moment, Strider almost forgot how pissed he was with Amun and Haidee as he savored the fact that he'd just cock-blocked the keeper of Death. Almost.”