“I leveled the gun and fired until it was empty.”

“I rested my head on the wall behind me and closed my eyes, wishing my life had a button: Ignore All.”

“When you're problem solving with a team and somebody has an idea separate the idea from the person talking, because once in a while a jackass might come up with something useful.”

“I typed becasue I had to. I typed because I was afraid I might disappear." --Edgar Mint”

“I could talk food all day. I love good food.”

“It's a wonderful epiphany: with a lie I can change reality; with a lie I can change the world.”

“If I could tell you only one thing about my life it would be this: when I was seven years old the mailman ran over my head.”