“CLAIRE:your washing right?shane:i'll pay you for it.claire:what?shane:best high score winsclaire:no bet 'wash, dish boy”
“Wash your dirty dishes like you are washing the infant Jesus. ”
“It comes down to this. Some one must wash the dishes. Now, would you expect man, man made in the image of God, to roll up his sleeves and wash the dishes? Why, it would be blasphemy. I know that I am but a rib and so I wash the dishes.”
“Washing dishes is the anecdote to confusion. I know that for a fact.”
“Washing dishes is the great equalizer. It solves many a dispute.”
“You may have to dish out more love than me, but I have more love to dish out. Also, it’s your turn to wash dishes.”