“Damn, girl. You space so hard, you ought to look into a career at NASA.”
“Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope.”
“NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil.”
“They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.”
“Damn, girl, you type so shitastically fast. You should be a fucking secretary or something.”
“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?”