“Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?""You are not a ninja, Shane.""I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.”
“I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja," I said"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.”
“Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?”
“I just Googled "Ninjas".It came back "Ninjas cannot be found."- Well played Ninjas... well played.”
“Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said.”
“Well, you see, there were these ninjas...”