“Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped.”

“Jason talking about Michael - "Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped.”

“In any group of people, no matter how hard-assed they might appear, there’s always a geek.”

“Jason: I'm all for hobbies, but you think this is the time for origami? Whatcha making, a crane?”

“I'm a vampire. I have secret powers".."Actually, your mom let me in" -Michael Glass”

“I don't like this," he said. I don't like knowing you can't forgive me, Claire. Please, I said I was sorry, what do you want me to do? Beg?I will. I'll get on my knees right here if you want.”

“Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.”