“Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.”
“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.”
“its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up”
“When in doubt, eat a cupcake!”
“And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?”
“You know," I told him,"if you don't know how to eat a cupcake, that's nothing to be ashamed of."Now he did smile. "I know how to eat a cupcake.""Sure you do.""I do," he said. "I just don't want one of those.""Yeah? Prove it.”