“I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.”

“If you are you because you are you, and I am I because I am I, then you are you and I am I.If you are you because I am I, and I am I because you are you, then you and I are not.”

“I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.”

“I lapsed into my pathetic cut-off period. Often with humans, both good and bad, my senses simply shut off, they get tired, I give up. I am polite. I nod. I pretend to understand because I don’t want anybody to be hurt. That is the one weakness that has lead me into the most trouble. Trying to be kind to others I often get my soul shredded into a kind of spiritual pasta.No matter. My brain shuts off. I listen. I respond. And they are too dumb to know that I am not there.”

“I am the Colombus of this nether world!Dr. Leidenbrock”

“If I’m a monster, then you must be the creator of them all. You’re my Dr. Frankenstein.”