“I had no name for that particular hue of orange, other than unfortunate.”
“But I have always thought that these tulips must have had names. They were red, and orange and red, and red and orange and yellow, like the ember in a nursery fire of a winter's evening. I remember them.”
“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.”
“He had tattooed all of the names of the men he had killed on his body...unfortunately he had run out of room.”
“I don't particularly like confrontation. Unfortunately, confrontation seems to like me quite a lot.”
“Everyone thinks I named my cat Mango because of his orange eyes, but that's not the case. I named him Mango because the sounds of his purrs and his wheezes and his meows are all various shades of yellow-orange.”