“I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser”

“I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I shove them in the dryer.”

“And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell." - Eve Rosser”

“The Adams and the Eves used to say, We are what we eat, but I prefer to say, we are what we wish. Because if you can't wish, why bother?”

“I wish- I wish I could dry these tears, I wish I could make this better for you. But I don't know how.”

“You ever have that happen where you meet someone and just--clash? We were like a gravel and cream sandwhich.""That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. I suppose you were the cream?" "Of course I was the cream. Sha."--Eve Rosser, The Drama Queen's Last Dance (Rachel Caine)”