“Jason talking about Michael - "Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped.”

“Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped.”

“Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.”

“Jason: I'm all for hobbies, but you think this is the time for origami? Whatcha making, a crane?”

“I'm a vampire. I have secret powers".."Actually, your mom let me in" -Michael Glass”

“I'll do it!""No, you won't," Shane and Michael said, at virtually the same time. Shane continued. "You're barely on your feet, Claire. You don't go anywhere, not without me.""And me," Michael said."Hell," Eve sighed. "I guess that means I have to go, too. Which I may not ever forgive you for, even if I don't die horribly.”

“You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a vampire. You ought to be scared because you just trash-talked my girlfriend to her face.--Michael”