“OMG OMG OMG, Shane is totally crushing on the new roomie! I can’t believe it. I always pictured Shane going after blond beach hotties. Who knew he liked big brains and teeny little bodies? Although, to be fair, she is cute as a button. (Why do we say that? What’s so cute about a button, anyway?)”
“If I ask her tonight she is going to say 'omg what now, bitchlet?" before I even get the words out of my mouth.”
“OMG, I am so WTF over it, I’m LOL-ing”
“She ran off singing One Direction like a screaming baby, 'n' I was like: 'OMG, REALLY?”
“His intensity added that extra special something - sort of like the special sauce on a Big Mac - to the OMG factor.”
“OMG. Mulder was right. The truth really was out there.”