“Right, that was awkward. Eve, you stay and..., bake or something.""The hell I will.”

“What was your name again?""Still Eve.""No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.”

“Eve: She told me last!Shane: Boyfriend!Michael: Landlord!Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!”

“-Eve: ' Well punch him in the face and then run like hell.”

“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve”

“And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell." - Eve Rosser”

“Ew.''Yeah,' Claire said. 'I need a shower.''I don't think a shower's going to cut it. Maybe fire hoses, and those brushes they use on elephants.' Eve stepped back and offered Shane a hand up as he finally got untangled.'Speaking of elephants, you sounded like a herd of something coming down the stairs,' he said. 'What the hell are your shoes made of? Hooves?”