“The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in there moussing his hair for like an hour or something...." "Bite me!" Shane yelled from behind the closed door.”

“EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hairshane:bite me”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!""Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!”

“Bite Me!-Shane Collins to Eve Rosser.The Morganville Vampire Series”

“Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.”

“Jackass!" Eve yelled."You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome," Shane said.”

“From Shane's Point of View:Jester talking to Shane:"What's the matter? You afraid you'd bite your skinny little girlfriend?" Jester laughed. "She's already someone else's, you know. I can smell the bite on her. He's marked her."Myrnin."Shut up," I said, and kicked him in the face.”