“The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in there moussing his hair for like an hour or something...." "Bite me!" Shane yelled from behind the closed door.”
“EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hairshane:bite me”
“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!""Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!”
“Worry is as useless as closing the bathroom door when you live alone.”
“She was in the downstairs bathroom sneaking bites from the macaroons my father's firm always sent us for Christmas. She ate them greedily they were like suns bursting open in her mouth.”
“Bite Me!-Shane Collins to Eve Rosser.The Morganville Vampire Series”