“You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.”
“[William] Coxe expresses...both the pedestrian's advantage of complete freedom of movement, and the inspiring effect of the combination of continual change of scene with maximum time for appreciation that characterises the mobile gaze of the pedestrian traveller. If not a peripatetic by profession, Coxe is clearly one by choice.”
“Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence? We call it prejudice.”
“Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.”
“Watch out for that pedestrian!""It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!”
“How do you know all this?""Well I don't know what you people from Colorado call it, but around here we call it American History and it's mandatory for all juniors.”