“But, you see, that's the luxury of being a lout - you get to be selective about when you care and when you don't. The rest of us get stuck when your care goes shallow.”
“Don't tell people you care about them when all you really care about is getting your own way.”
“Your life will get better when you realize it's better to be alone than chase people who don't really care about you.”
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ”
“i don't know. i don't care. all i know is when you pay for something that's supposed to give you a cup of coffee, you deserve to get your fucking cup of coffee.”
“When you care about situations or people, you're hopeful that things will get better. When you worry about them, you're afraid they won't.”