“Teenage boys cannot be trusted. Their intentions are not pure.”
“The single-biggest proof that the Dixie Chicks are Van Halen is their audience; they are singing to the same teenage boys, except those boys are now teenage girls. ”
“You're staring," Lana said."Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys.”
“It is more Important to be of pure intention than of perfect action.”
“Nothing shocks me anymore...except pure intentions.”
“You know teenage boys, you own one-Mason Lerner”