“I imagined more than office jobs. - Gretchen Vitamvas”
“It helps if you don’t think of them as human. More than one officer has called this job pest control.”
“I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.”
“I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.”
“I was a little worried she might try to drag me off to hell and drain my essence at some point, but I figured that was still better than having Gretchen for a best friend.”
“If I worked at White Globe Consulting, I wouldn't be able to do my job. I would spend all day texting the other people in the office, asking them what was going on today and had they heard anything new and what did they think was going to happen.Hmm. Maybe it's a good thing I'm not in an office job.”