“Don't be jealous, be agressive. Make 2012 yours!”

“Hey, did you--""Read your mind?" Osiris shrugged. "It's like an open book full of blank pages. Wasn't very hard.”

“Lesson Number One in controlling a man: find his weakness. Every man had one.”

“Up until now, I thought I was the oddest thing ever created.”

“Exactly what part of that is supposed to make me feel better?" Though, honestly, hearing that she was jealous of me did make me feel a teeny, tiny bit better.”

“Moi?” He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. “You must be thinking of some other uncouth jackass. Which makes me jealous, by the way.”

“Jealous?""Maybe.""No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.”