“Because sometimes in life, Ken didn't always choose Barbie. (Jane Alcott)”
“Because sometimes in life Ken doesn't always choose Barbie.”
“A life with Ren was harder to picture. We didn't look as if we belonged together. It was like matching up Ken with Strawberry Shortcake. He needed Barbie.”
“When Lindsey and I played Barbies Barbie and Ken got married at sixteen. To us there was only one true love in everyone's life we have no concept of compromise or retries.”
“You can buy a Talking Barbie anywhere, but you can't even special order Listening Ken.”
“For some reason my father saw no problem with us pplaying "barbie and ken go to hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy good times," but if barbie and ken had gone to hawaii to "rescue another couple from a crazed kidnapper," that would have been wrong.”