“Awesome," I murmured, sliding my sunglasses on top of my head. Thanks to the humidity, my hair felt like it had tripled in size. I could feel it trying to devour my sunglasses like some sort of carnivorous jungle plant. "I always wondered what it would be like to live in somebody's mouth.”
“Thanks to the humidity, my hair felt like it had tripled in size. I could feel ittrying to devour my sunglasses like some sort of carnivorous jungle plant.”
“I feel like my head is finally the right size. I feel like it finally fits around my mind.”
“I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them because they are so bright. They’re almost as blinding as my love for you, only not as runny.”
“Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.”
“I want to bottle-fuck you slowly with my sunglasses on.”