“Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.”

“Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.”

“His father is out cutting wood, so he goes to his mother.'Mother, I must away and see the world, or I shall go mad.'Says his mother, 'If you must go, go you must, and God go with you! I will bake you a cake. Will you have a little cake with my blessing, or a big cake with my cursing?'Says Jack, 'Make me a big cake, mother. It will last longer.'His mother makes him a big cake, and he sets out. And she is standing on the roof of the house, calling curses after him as far as she can see him.”

“Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it.”

“Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with.”

“My Dad always used to say, " The first hundred years are the hardest ! After that it's a piece of cake ! ”