“Nuns freak me out.”
“Yes, of course,” she replied with a shrug. “For the first year I knew you, perhaps two—I thought you were put on this earth simply to vex me.”His eyebrows lifted. “And after two years?”“Oh, then I figured out the truth,” she said as they walked out of the room. “I was put on this earth to vex you.”
“I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if she lets me put it in.”
“On the freak-out scale, she was past the 'heebie-jeebies' and into 'pee yourself'.”
“They all think I'm some kinda freak." Ethan laughed and put his arms around me. "You're my kinda freak," he said, and kissed me until I didn't care anymore.”