“Thanks to the humidity, my hair felt like it had tripled in size. I could feel ittrying to devour my sunglasses like some sort of carnivorous jungle plant.”

“Awesome," I murmured, sliding my sunglasses on top of my head. Thanks to the humidity, my hair felt like it had tripled in size. I could feel it trying to devour my sunglasses like some sort of carnivorous jungle plant. "I always wondered what it would be like to live in somebody's mouth.”

“The absence of suffocating humidity and carnivorous plants was appreciated.”

“Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.”

“I feel like my head is finally the right size. I feel like it finally fits around my mind.”

“He was half again my size, but when we embraced, I felt like I was holding him up, and it was all I could do to remain standing. He buried his face in my hair, his body shaking against me with the spasmodic rhythm of unrestrained sobs. It was almost more than I could bear gracefully.”