“Trust me, after the Boy Issues I’ve had, I’m becoming a nun.”

“In the past few hours, I’ve been possessed, nearly had my head caved in, and found out my mom is secretly a Prodigium hunter. And before that, I lost just about everyone else I care about, and discovered that people I trusted are secretly demon-raising creeps. My life sucks pretty hard right now. So, yeah. I’m making jokes.”

“After all, my uniform still had the distinct odor of Nasty Pond.”

“Why had my life suddenly become a Nancy Drew mystery from hell?”

“Check out the magic crap.” He shot me a look. “Oh, is that what we’re supposed to be doing? Because I’ve just been drawing hearts and our initials in the dirt.”

“Somehow, my whole existence had become a really complicated word problem. I'd always sucked at those.”

“I can't possess anyone else. Trust me, I've been trying to get inside Lara Casnoff ever since we got here. Which...sounds really wrong.”