“You're the healing janitor dude.""Groundskeeper.""Isn't that like a janitor?""No, it's like a groundskeeper.”
“Being President is like being the groundskeeper in a cemetery: there are a lot of people under you, but none of them are listening.”
“Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.”
“It was like the first time I visited Versailles. There was an eerieness, like I'd been there before. I don't know if I was Louis XIV or Marie Antoinette or a lowly groundskeeper, but I lived there.”
“Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.”
“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. ”