“Hey, ya'll,can we go?" Leah asked. "The cute guys are gonna be taken by the time we get there.""No,they won't be," Sam said,"Because you'll be ariving with them.”

“Because God took one look at Adam and said, 'Wow. This guy's going to need all the help he can get.' And here we are.”

“We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?"The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?"Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.”

“Who was that?" Sam asked as we walked out of the photo hut."I work with him. It's cool," I said, rubbing my arm absentmindedly."He seems like an ass."Mercy laughed. "But a cute one. And he has a cute one too. You're lucky he's all into you, Amerie. I say go for it."I shot her a look. "You'd tell me to go for a psycho murderer, if he was cute.""Meh. Life's short.”

“Leah: 'How do I get him to come home?'Sam: 'Get a new personality and learn to shut the fuck up.”

“Are you just gonna stare at Jack or are we gonna go?" Milo asked, poking his head into the bedroom.”