“Aunt Syl must have conveniently stopped reading the childhood fairy tales when the knight left the damsel in distress to pursue a better damsel out of my bedtime routine.”

Rachel Higginson

Rachel Higginson - “Aunt Syl must have conveniently...” 1

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