“Whatever dude, just as long as you're ok with carrying this thing out looking like Disco Barbie, it's cool with us.”
“Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.”
“If they just carried on like always, everything would be ok.”
“Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's the most no-assed thing I've ever done in my life.”
“Just you wait, Abby Johnston. My coolness will hit you like a tsunami. You will be carried along by its raging power. You will be turned into a freaking icicle by the frostiness of my cool.”
“You're the healing janitor dude.""Groundskeeper.""Isn't that like a janitor?""No, it's like a groundskeeper.”