“Houses don't clean themselves, she'd mutter. Sometimes she cleaned the bits she had just cleaned. It wasn't like living in a house, but more a question hovering over the surfaces.”
“I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.”
“Our country is not so clean.......because of people f***......so we help to clean our country or in our house......so our country or our house is clean.....”
“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?”
“in the day after humans disappear, nature takes over and immediately begins cleaning house - our houses.”
“Everything's going to be fine. She'll be back at work soon. Let's just keep the house clean." Oh yeah, I want to say, because a clean house will result in peace in the Middle East as well.”