“no demon can posses you if you maintain the ability to turn and laugh at it”

“A monster?"Yeah, And it was cleaning my sweater!"Oh, yeah, lucky you were there, we can't have Monsters running around the perseve Washing Sweaters!”

“This better be good!"said Kara”

“The ferret sat and examined his foot "What in the world am I?" he asked, alarmed "I look like some sort of rodent!”

“I had to get by the flower beds he's planted, the flowers in vases, candles, the potpourri in the powder room—""Mother of God! Potpourri in the powder room. We need to get a posse together ASAP, go get him. He can be deprogrammed. Don't lose hope.”

“I wish we weren't like this. You know, demon, demon-hunter. I wish I'd met you in a normal high school, and taken you on normal dates, and like, carried your books or something.”

“You know, Take Your Demon To Work Day.”