“and the truth was that most of Nash's friends weren't that bad. Their girlfriends were another story.Speaking of bloodthirsty hyenas...”
“He began to understand suddenly what friends were for: they reminded you that things weren't so bad after all. Reminded you never to stop laughing at yourself.”
“He was sad because his new friend was so bloodthirsty.”
“Depressing thought: my friends were the girls I ate lunch with, all buddies from kindergarten who knew one another so well we weren't sure if we even liked one another anymore.”
“Most days weren't clear when you were in them.”
“We weren't creatures from another planet. We were creatures from Hell.”