“Anyway, I was the one in real danger. I got cornered by a pack of wild sorority girls in the food court. Apparently it's mating season.”

“I turned to Caeden. “Holy hell, what happened while we were gone? Is it mating season for wolves?”Caeden’s blue eyes were wide. “Apparently so.”

“There wasn't even enough meat to make proper fun of [....] I keep waiting for somebody else to come on TV, maybe a cabinet member, to read the real speech, the one that tells us ... I dunno ... stuff. Seriously, sorority girls have done the Walk of Shame home from frat parties feeling more satisfied.”

“The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.”

“I am strong and skilled in battle, and I know how to defend what’s mine.” - Koll in Mating Season”

“So I knew this wasn't going to be one of those things where I liked a guy and then this awful girl liked him, and I got the guy because I was so wholesome and right and good. This was real life. In real life, I had to get a serious grip.”