“From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!”

“Kiera, will we need diapers? I’m grabbing diapers. We should bring diapers.”Over my shoulder I yelled out, “Kellan! I’m sure the hospital will have some.” He didn’t respond to me, and I was sure the trunk of the Chevelle was going to be loaded with enough diapers to cover the bottoms of half the children in Seattle.”

“I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.”

“I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.”“You must be fun at parties,” I said.”

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.”

“Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds while wearing adult diapers.”