“I recognize no other kind of ass.”
“I recognize the divinity in you, but actually more like, I recognize our each-otherness, instantly”
“All other beer is ass, and I will not put in the the work to acquire the taste for things that taste like ass.”
“I was a gentleman over everything. An ass-appreciating gentleman. We are the finest kind of man. I should open my own ass-appreciating gentleman’s club one day.”
“In my life so far, I have discovered that there are really only two kinds of people: those who are for you, and those who are against you. Learn to recognize them, for they are often and easily mistaken for each other.”
“I mean, I wouldn't have wanted to be recognized. But I was kind of a prude about cheating on taxes, group sex, murder, and stuff.”