“I recognize no other kind of ass.”

“And the council doesn’t recognize any kind of temporary insanity defense. Which was a real shame, because most of the councilmen had considered me crazy for most of my life.”

“My aunt and overprivileged cousin only recognize two states of being: glitter and grunge. And if you weren’t glitter, well, that only left one other option.”

“It was an addiction. A pointless, self-destructive addiction. But really, is there any other kind?”

“Kicking ass is surprisingly therapeutic”

“The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.”

“Love, my ass. The international language is food.”